My wife found the following on a company advertising holidays in Germany (Yes we intend to go to Germany in our holidays).

And I know that I am among the last people that should criticise anyones command of the english language :) , but I do hope that my english is better than the following exerpt:

#9Renting a Farmhouse Between Munich and Salzburg Bayern - Rent Between Munich and Salzburg Farmhouse :
Roomy rooms, with generous window fronts, which approximately grant you a marvelous view of the mountains and nature. In order to make possible and much light and air in-permit for you a fascinating view on our beautiful upper-Bavarian landscape with mountains, the rooms are equipped with high windows and glass doors.

On the balcony or the terrace you sit in the midst of nature and can recover from the stressigen everyday life.Since there are unfortunately many allergy-troubled, they find feather-free bed goods to timber floorings with us in the new house only and.The holiday house stands in the midst of our obstgartens and at the latest in the spring under the fruit trees lauschige seats for our guests will develop.

In our bright and friendly breakfast area we spoil you at the Fruehstuecksbueffet with fresh milk of our cows, eggs of our unsolicited chickens and products of the region.In the cellar there is for the children PLAY ROOM and in the course of the yearly is still another Fitnessraum to develop.

If necessary you can use also the washing machine and the laundry dryer in the cellar.
CYCLISTS are cordially welcome us, even if they by-look only times fast one night.

I particularly find the use of “unsolicited chickens” to produce eggs inventive! Not to mention the cyclists even if they “by-look only times fast one night”.

Interestingly the site is full of such examples, so I do wonder if they used a Internet site to do automatic translation

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